This is how we don't work.

After writing for about two hours about the Supreme Court and predictions of dangerousness and criminal law and blah, blah, blah, I start looking for anything that will give me a chuckle, maybe a full-throated laugh.

Here's something cool that let me procrastinate for like 10 minutes. Got me right, boggles the mind:

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
Philadelphia
The Inland North
Boston
The Midland
The West
The South
North Central
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

(The original had little red lines showing how much "Northeast" (alot) or "Midland" (about half) are in your accent)


As I found myself going through the list I realized: "holy shit, I do say coffee like 'cawfee.'"

Stupid Jersey and its stupid accent . . . and the cursing, the accent and the constant fucking cursing.